Bedtime.
Baby I’m not flying, but I’m floating
If we’re not heading to the top, where we goin’?
Two miles an hour, can you picture me rolling?
‘Cause life is so much better when you live in slow motion
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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
why is this so fucking funny
I clicked fearing it would be Out Of Touch but, instead, it is perfectly splendid
Anonymous asked:
Why are you single
capacity answered:
I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either
i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself
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